![]() ![]() It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up Kiki's colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball.' Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon. ![]() I tried to retrieve Raggot but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."Īt a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. "I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. ![]() Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. (1997 - 1998) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. They are included on the Darwin Awards website because they are inspirational narratives of the astounding efforts of legendary Darwin Awards contenders. Home Darwin Awards Survivors Rules Search Slush Pile ![]()
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